In order to be a truely stupid, one must ask insane questions. Here are just a few to get started.

Stupid Questions For The Wise Impaired

1. What would the world do if there was only one square of toilet paper left?

2. Why isn't all toilet paper blue?

3. Why do we have toes?

4. Why don't we have one long toe?

5. Why do we eat beans?

6. Why cant we eat the same piece of food more than once?

7. Why does our food come out brown when we put it in colored?

8. If your food looks at you and says "No.", what do you do?

9. Why don't birds have to have a passport?

10. Why doesn't grass grow backwards?

11. If guys didn't have nipples, would they look funny?

12. If you fart in space, can you keep it as a pet?

13. If the sun's made of gas, who's butt did it come out of?

14. Why aren't turds made of powder?

15. If you steal a bunch of food and it it and later that food becomes your arm, does your arm belong to you? If not, can the owner of the food repossess your arm?

16. If the doughboy yells "Hoo Hoo!" when you poke him in the stomach, why do fat people slap you when you poke them in the stomach?

17. If you vomit on the floor, can the floor get sick and vomit on you?

18. When you remove the wool from a strange sheep, it gets happy. Why do strange women slap you when you remove the wool from them?

19. If someone stabs you and it doesn't hurt, do you scream anyway just to make them think they did a good job?

20. Does your shirt get nauseated when it smells your underarms?

21. If a ball bounces when you drop it from 500 feet, why doesn't a midget bounce when you drop it from 500 feet?

22. Why do books have words in them?

23. If you look at a chair for long enough, shouldn't it come to life and yell at you?

24. When it rains does the sky get wet?

25. When you shoot a gun does the gun get heart burn?

26. How do female bears shave their legs?

27. When you cut your fingernails do they cry?

28. If there are constilations of Hercules and Orian, are there constilations of peoples mommas?

29. Does the floor flinch before your foot hits it?

30. How does the sun keep from blinding itself?

31. Is it possible for a cob of corn to get a corn?

32. How do we know weather balloons aren't really giant monsters sent to devour pigeons?

33. If somethings not alive, can it lick your shoes?

34. Some ask why you never see baby pigeons. I ask why you never see baby senior citizens.

35. If cartoon people get light bulbs over their heads when they think, why don't real people?

36. Why don't Mickey Mouse or Big Bird ever have to use the bathroom?